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Rush Limbaugh article critique

Eng.101-17-Mar. 19, 2004

This was an article critique exercise based on an article by Rush Limbaugh which was reproduced in the English textbook for the class. I apologize as I do not have a copy of the article anymore and have failed to come up with it. However the topic was adolescent sexuality, specifically sex education in schools and the practice of making condoms available for free at high schools. I hate hate hate Rush Limbaugh, his logic and style of argument are both flawed and based on logical fallacy and shallow, short-sighted "factoids". I sincerely wish that he and Nancy Grace could be marooned on a desert island somewhere with enough food and fresh water to keep fifty people alive for a century so that they could just spend eternity disagreeing with somebody as emptyheaded and unreasonable as themselves.

An Argument For the Trojan Man

The topic of adolescent sexuality, or teen sex in plain terms, is a realm of shaky ground and sensitivity. The discussion is as such because it deals with our youth in America and, moreover, the peril that today’s youth is in. With the rising rates of HIV, AIDS, and myriad venereal diseases, unprotected and promiscuous sex can have serious life altering, or life ending, consequences. Many have taken measures in an attempt to stop our youths from making the mistakes of the past, such as the implementation of new sex-ed programs, a topic of great controversy in itself. Such programs have been designed to teach the consequences of sexual promiscuity, the virtues of abstinence, and to familiarize students with venereal diseases themselves. However arguments against these programs attack them as a violation of the rights of parents, claiming that many such programs have been largely ineffective. The fact of the matter is that sadly, no matter how hard the educators and parents of America have tried, not every teen will be reached, and of those that are not every teen will make the right decision.

So now what is to be done? A policy that began to be implemented in schools is the distribution of condoms to sexually active teens. This action has caused uproar in some parents, saying it was also against the basic rights of parents. Some argued that it took away the innocence of teenagers, and sent a message that encouraged sexual activity in kids. Others felt that it was a good idea, perhaps relieving some of the angst and embarrassment felt by teens with the need to use condoms but an uncomfortability buying them. Many thought that if teen sex cannot be stopped, then at least it could be made a little safer.

Being such a monstrously controversial topic, discussion after discussion, news bit after bit, essay after essay have been put together addressing the idea of sex-ed and condom distribution. Of those, one comes from a most controversial man himself; a man with a gift for gab as well as a gift for getting under peoples skin and just plain ticking reasonable people off. An essay which appeared as part of the book The Way Things Out to Be by Rush Limbaugh, and reprinted in it’s entirety in Current Issues and Enduring Questions, an academic text by Barnet and Bedau, is one which at a distance seems convincing, but like a man of straw has little substance up close. The essay, entitled “Condom Distribution, the New Diploma” is entertaining to read but beyond that is, sadly un-backed, un-justified and would make a decent coaster in a pinch, though a bit un-absorbent.

Throughout the whole of the essay Rush provides little or no supporting evidence, and bombards the reader with what can only be called wild daydreams of worst-case scenarios, the bulk of which are simply absurd and unrealistic. Not to mention, the article is insulting to a reader’s intelligence, insulting to the subject at hand, and with such a tone is largely non-persuasive. Now, a rhetorical question, what is the point of writing a piece of persuasive literature if said piece is only capable of persuading those already on the same side—or to speak in cliché—preaching to the choir?

To begin, the title: “Condoms: the New Diploma” (not to imply that a title is much more than an attention-grabber) is a bit incorrect. Schools do not hand condoms out at the end of a sex-ed course as proof of a passing grade on the course, rather they are distributed later on a more individual basis in case the course fails to get through to the students and they end up needing a condom anyway. Perhaps a more apt title would be: “Condoms: The New GED”, but I digress.

Limbaugh begins by stating the wrongs of condom distribution; saying that the practice is ridiculous, and conveys a message that encourages sexual activity in teen years and sends the lesson of abstinence to take a back seat. This would imply that instead of any sex-ed program at all, schools are just imprudently passing prophylactics like lunch tickets. But the fact of the matter is that sex-ed curriculums are in place to teach the lesson of abstinence and the facts about sexuality as well as the potential risks of choosing to have sex. Condoms are only distributed to teens because the fact of the matter is, that teaching does not remove choice, and if teens happen to choose sex, shouldn’t it at least be made as safe as possible?

The next paragraph of the essay goes into, at the risk of sounding insulting, an unrelenting barrage of false analogies, assumptions and extreme worst-case scenarios. Limbaugh states that the idea that kids cannot be stopped from having sex can be applied to many different issues involving youths. Limbaugh argues across the slipperiest of slopes in stating:

“Let’s just admit that kids are going to do drugs and distribute safe…drugs every morning in homeroom…Kids are going to get guns and shoot them…so let’s make sure that teachers have bullet-proof vests…Why stop [at condoms]?…Let’s convert study halls to Safe Sex Centers…[with] disease-free hookers in [them].”

An entire paragraph is devoted to induction along this same vane which not only runs rampant with false analogy but contains no real factual information and is sort of a diversion from the actual subject, albeit a cleverly worded one.

Next, Limbaugh relates a story (again hypothetical) revolving around the idea that school-distributed condoms send a sort of ‘go-ahead’ signal to teens and also gives teen boys an argument to use to coerce females into saying “yes”. First of all, in order to avoid any possible mixed-messages, many school programs avidly endorse abstinence as the only safe-sex. Still, others show the results and consequences, sometimes graphically, of having unprotected, promiscuous sex. If after all of this, a teen still makes the decision to have sex, then it is not unreasonable to deduce that they were quite possibly bound to make that decision anyway.

The next paragraph states that new school policies have sort of drifted away from the old ideals of protecting young females from the natural impulses of young males. The example is given that chaperones were around to ensure the safety of young girls (Barnet and Bedau 515). Aside from this being a totally different subject, and perhaps a bit of a red-herring, such practices are archaic and verily outdated. Said practices were in place due to the belief that females were weak and in need of protecting. This happens to be a world of new ideas and if imposed now, such standards would simply re-enforce the idea of female weakness and would only be resented by teenage girls of today, causing a bigger problem as girls tried to sneak around and find ways to circumvent such rules.

Now Rush makes the valid point that the consequences of sexual behavior have become much more severe these days. In these days of increasing rates of HIV/AIDS, dying from having promiscuous sex is a frightening possibility. Limbaugh states that adults have all modified their sexual behavior for protection and that it is the duty of adults to teach that behavior to kids. But not all adults have followed that trend quite as faithfully as the passage implies. A most recent compilation of studies performed by the CDC (Center for Disease Control) shows that the amount of STD cases per year have increased in most instances and can be attributed to an “increase in sexual risk behaviors”. The next statement made by Mr. Limbaugh: “if we adults aren’t…having condom-protected sex anytime, anywhere, why should such folly be taught to our kids?” (Barnett and Bedau 516) has interesting connotations. While it is not reasonable to assert with one-hundred percent certainty the basis upon which every curriculum in the country provides its’ sex-education, it is reasonable to argue that no educator in the country so much as implies what Mr. Limbaugh is saying outright. One recent study even suggests that the rate of teen sexual activity decreased with the implementing of condom-distribution programs in schools (Robert 1).

In another far-reaching stretch, Limbaugh asks the reader if Magic Johnson would have decided to have sex with a woman who would later infect him with HIV if he was warned and was given a condom and told to not worry about it. He then claims that we are sending our youths out to do exactly the same. The point is that nobody knows who has what and that is why condoms are so widely used in the first place. And again, no educator has went right out and preached to anybody to just go out and have sex with the first thing on the street and a condom will protect you.

At long, long, last this essay begins to redeem itself when the focus changes to not condom distribution, but rather the curriculum of sexual education. Limbaugh says that we should be honest with kids about abstinence being the only surefire way to guard against sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy. He then attacks those who oppose such information being taught in school. These arguments actually could not be more true.

Out of all of the possible and proposed answers to any difficulty the human race has faced, there have always and will always be those who doubt and those who fight. No matter how complete or crafty a proposed solution may seem, there will always be another side. The issue of teen sex and the dangers of early post-pubescent promiscuity is like all other problems in that it will not easily be solved without the full cooperation of all involved. There however remains one constant; nobody ever became pregnant or infected from abstaining. But no matter how fervently we try to educate, some fall through, and some ignore the lessons taught. So if we cannot stop the problem, do we just give up? Or do we take other measures so that at least the consequences can be curbed a bit. In essence, that is what we’ve been doing. Just the same as controversial programs which distribute clean hypodermic needles to IV drug uses, condom distribution in schools is just meant to put a cap on the already increasing dangers. No matter what happens, you can teach, you can preach, but the fact still remains that choice is free and undeniable, whether dangerous or not.


Works Cited

Barnet, Sylvan, and Hugo, Bedau. Current Issues and Enduring Questions. Boston:

Bedford/St. Martens, 2002.

“Cases of STD reported by State Health Departments and Rates Per 100,000 Civilian

Population: US 1996-2002” Avert.org 12 Mar. 2004. Path: sexually transmitted

Diseases. STD Stats for USA.

Marus, Robert. “Studies involving Condom Distribution Spurs Controversy in ‘pro-

family’ circles” APB News.com 12 Mar. 2004. www.apbnews.com/apbnews/story.cfm?newsid=3609


Why in Gods name was this paper late?

Behind every reason, every excuse, there is a story. Some of which are as old as the hills and twice as…hilly. Some are colorful or interesting, some ridiculous. This is the story of how a jungle of copper wiring and gold-plated connections obliterated beyond recovery any trace of what was quite possibly the finest piece of prose ever created.

‘Twas the eve of one on several days of spring break, and unlike MTV would have one imagine, not all college students gallivant off to Florida or the islands, and not all of them are perfectly tan and built like models for Abercrombie. For one, lone student sat at his computer, yours truly, and began to pour over resources and essay materials when suddenly, possessed by the muse of writing, his fingers flew across a small black cordless keyboard at an amazing rate. Keys, words and fingertips were all a blur as the friction caused was just below enough to liquify most plastics and the work on the screen became, nay, flowered into what would be perhaps the most stunning work of writing since the first runes on cave walls. For some reason, the arrival of the female of the species was cause for enough distraction to pull the creator away from his prose. And after a bit of time, the wonder of technology which was home to the writing piece began to enter it’s pre-programmed slumber. But alas, somewhere within the city of LED’s, spinning metal discs, copper wires, and silicone chips, a hiccup-a tiny spark was enough to destroy an entire piece of beautiful writing, rendering it ‘corrupt and unreadable’. So in a matter of a few days, an attempt was made to replace the lost poetry. But once art is gone, it is gone and so sadly the work presented to you today is simply not the miracle that its’ predecessor was. And is also, irrevocably, late.

3 Problems with society essay

Eng. 101-17-Jan. 26, 2004

This was yet another rudamentary 3-part essay format. This time the subject was 3 problems inherent in society. Simple, but not a bad piece.

A Concern for All Involved?

Since the beginning of what is considered the civilized man, society has been plagued by a plethora of difficulties. For eons, societies have struggled with war, pestilence, poverty, and an endless list of hardships. Humankinds’ ultimate goal, a utopia where all live equally and happily, has become a unicorn of sorts. Even under the umbrella of great infrastructure—of governments and policies, monarchies and decrees, existing in the present—poverty, corruption, war, crime and a great many other ghosts haunt mankind. These problems are all seemingly unrelated; although, if since the beginning of civilized thought, humankind has evolved, grew and advanced beyond all expectation, then why does a “more advanced” civilization still face the same primeval shortcomings as always? One underlying and glaringly obvious constant is man. After all, it is man that has always had such crosses to bear. Could it be not a shortcoming in the system, but rather a flaw in the creator of the system itself? Perhaps much of what plagues society today directly relates to humanities’ inherent penchant for corruption, lack of compassion and lack of responsibility.

Crime is not a problem in and of itself; crime is more a product of an idea which is a bit more nefarious and rudimentary. After all, in order to solve a problem, the root of

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the problem must be identified. Crime of all sorts, from murder to petty theft, is all a direct product of the ease with which the human mind is corrupted. A person corrupt is not necessarily devilish or evil. Instead, a person who has become corrupt seems to care more about the payoff of their actions and not the real consequences. An arsonist may get a wonderful rush from turning a trailer park into a bonfire; however, the same individual never sits and imagines the pain of losing ones home or even life for the thrill of another person. Unfortunately, the truth is that the wrong way is more often the easy way, even though the wrong way often involves hurting others. Government officials may be bribed with a higher spot on the totem pole in order to keep an incident or shortcoming quiet. It is never the victims which are held in mind when they are actually victimized.

Much of the corruption which appears in society could be construed as a lack of compassion. Ignoring those less fortunate or those in need has become a growing trend. Passing up the homeless without so much as a glance, or ignoring someone being attacked or robbed just in sight can show as much of a lack of compassion as does robbing man of his hard-earned money on the street. In many self-defense classes taught to women in the inner cities, pupils are instructed that, if attacked, it is more constructive to yell “fire” than it is to yell “help” simply because nobody around will react to a call for ‘help’, but many more will respond to the danger of a fire. It seems citizens feel as if helping a fellow human in need is just not worth the trouble. If people showed more compassion towards one another, perhaps crime would be much less abundant, and with more people working harmoniously, maybe civilization could advance more readily.

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So what is being done about the problems with society today? About the same as was being done one thousand years ago: not much. Of course crime is being fought, and the poor are being helped, but to what extent? It is not enough for a small fraction of the population to go feed gruel to the homeless. For the most part, only those who are paid law enforcers try to stop criminal acts, and many law officials are corrupt or ‘dirty’ themselves. The unspoken attitude seems to be: “it’s not my problem”. But in many ways, the burden lies on all those who expect to live in a civilized society. For the problems of mankind to be solved and not simply fought, an effort must be made on the part of every human being.

Perhaps the trouble is that societies problems are mostly only the concern of those who fall prey to such problems. Many citizens will live out their lives without want of anything, and never fall victim of a crime or become impoverished. Is this a good sign, or maybe an excuse for inaction? In the future, mankind may learn to think more of others instead; however, for now, it seems enough for many to either contribute to the problem, or simply stay out of it.

Self-introduction essay, ENG 101-117

This project was actually one of my personal all-time favorite assignments. I always enjoy an assignment with built-in room for creativity. This was meant as an introductory "all-about-me" assignment at the beginning of an English 101 class in which we build a "users manual" for ourselves as if we were going to hand it to a family member or significant other. The idea is ingenious really, it quickly gives a multidimensional profile of the student while simultaneously allowing them to showcase their current writing strengths, creativity, and understanding / ability in regards to document processing / formatting.

Pictures and some formatting are not coming through on this for one reason or another, I'll overhaul it later... sorry about the mess.

Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Primary Instruction Manual

for Nominal Use

(Ver 9.0)


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Primary Instruction Manual

for Nominal Use

(Ver 9.0)

Contents:

A.) Specifications

B.) Accessories

C.) Primary Functions of Your MMF-N8

D.) Internal Operations

E.) Regular Scheduled/Unscheduled Maintenance

F.) Recommendations for Safe Usage of Your MMF-N8

G.) Warning Indicators

H.) Repair Procedures

I.) Index


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Sec. A. Specifications

Congratulations on the purchase of your new model Multifunction Man-friend

N1784, and welcome to the new wave of the future. As an owner of the newest in NT Manfriend Mainframe Technology, you are part of a close-knit and elite family. Your particular model is the N8 version and is unique and different from any other version, as is the case with every MMF produced by Adco. We at Adco strive to provide ongoing service and state of the art technology with a friendly edge. If followed closely, the instructions enclosed in this manual will allow you to continue to enjoy your Multifunction Man-friend for decades to come. Thank you for purchasing your new Multifunction Man-friend. For a list of extra physical uses for your MMF, please see the enclosed pamphlet entitled Physical Romantic Relationship Functions, complete with illustrated diagrams and helpful tips. For a list of local distributors, visit www.adco.com/mmf/spec or call 1-859-mmf-adco (1-859-663-2326)

Physical Specifications of your Multifunction Man-friend N8- Your Mulifunction

Man-friend unit is built to individual specifications. As per your specific order, your MMF has been built to be 6’3” tall and weighs 185lbs at the time of shipping and is considered to have a(n) athletic-average body build. A combination referred to as tall-dark/handsome .

Your MMF’s combination type is indicative

of the types and models of accessories available

for purchase for use with your specific MMF.

Your MMF will continue to hold these

specifications for years to come if operated

properly and treated well.


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Accessories Included:

Your Multifuntion Man-Friend comes packaged with a number of accessories already included for nominal use. These accessories are covered by the same warrantee and terms of usage as your MMF and include:

--Full function, multiseasonal wardrobe

--Job non-career low-level /temporary (Applebees server)

--Cellular phone

--Personal Effects

-wallet

- $400 cash USD/ $5,000 Student Debt

-Multiple Picture Identification

--Vehicle ’96 Grand Am (Pontiac)

Adco also offers a wide variety of other additional accessories for purchase that are not included in your MMF startup package. For details and ordering information see enclosed catalog or visit www.adco.com/mmf/access/.


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Primary Functions:

Your Multifunction Man-Friend will perform a number of primary as well as peripheral functions. Primary functions are those which will be noticeable to you as well as those around you.

Protection: Model N8 is equipped with NT Instinctive Protection processors and programmed with intermediate level protective technique training and intuitive situational awareness. Your Multifunction Man-friend will, even at the cost of it’s own well-being protect you if some situation my arise.

WARNING: Your MMF is not programmed with common sense and will not back down from an obvious “losing battle”. In the event that you MMF will inevitably fail or be damaged, it is up to you to drag him away, failure to do so may result in damage of parts/ ego.

Heating: Your MMF will put out

nearly 40,000 btu of body heat daily,

and maintain a constant 98 degrees

Fahrenheit. Your MMF is therefore

capable of intense warming and is

great for situations of extreme chilliness

or discomfort. In addition, your MMF

is equipped with Partner Comfort

Sensitivity ™, and in the event that

your MMF cannot keep you

comfortable of it’s own means, will

seek other means, e.g: relinquishing

of jacket, seeking shelter, starting a

trash fire, etc.

Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Chivalry: Your MMF is programmed with Windows Chivalmaster 2.01.7, a chivalry program centered around manners and sensitivity. Though the program is not without it’s faults, it will allow your MMF to perform important functions quickly and automatically such as opening doors, carrying heavy loads, driving, and paying automatically in any situation.

WARNING: Your MMF is not programmed with common sense, and will over-lift, strain and cause self injury and damage of parts/ego. In addition, your MMF will adjust personal budgeting to fit your needs and may overspend on occasion.

Entertainment: Your MMF is programmed with an Evolutionary Mainframe Technology ™, and will constantly self-improve and create. Your MMF is pre-programmed with a number of quips, jokes, ideas, and foolish behaviors to keep you entertained and will continue to create more as time passes. In addition, your behaviors in relation to your MMF’s actions will cause your MMF to adjust said actions to maximize pleasure and useage.

Attention: Your MMF is pre-programmed with Partner Emotion Alertness ™ and will spend much of it’s peripheral processes focused on your happiness and comfort, as such, it will be necessary for you to spend an equal amount of your thoughts on the comfort and happiness of your MMF. Your MMF will adjust to your particular level of need and act in kind, so you will never experience stifling, smothering, or lack of validation.

--Snuggle Mode ® : Your MMF is capable of the process called Snuggle Mode. In “snuggle mode” your MMF will emit increased amounts of body heat, adjust voice volume/intensity/inflection, and will become immensely capable of self disclosure. In addition, in snuggle mode, your MMF will actually be willing to watch movies that are considered to be “chick flicks” and may even shed a tear on occasion. Such behaviors should be accepted as normal or even ignored in order to avoid damage to primary ego circuits.

--Hand grasp action/PDA: Your MMF will, in most situations, attempt to perform the hand grasp action, in which he will hold onto your hand gently in an

Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

attempt to establish bond, escort, or establish territorial markers. In the case of excessive Hand grasp activation, use emergency quick release located on back of neck. In addition, your MMF is equipped with PDA appropriateness sensibility, and will, in some circumstances perform the occasional act of PDA. In the event of the arrival and targeting of ex-boyfriends, jealous friends, or best friends, your MMF will increase it’s output of PDA. Similarly, in the presence of parents, family, employers, large groups, or in the event of an uncomfortable social situation, your MMF can adjust, lowering it’s output of PDA and even stopping altogether.

--Validation: Your MMF is equipped with the latest of sensitivity programming and listening skills that Windows technology has to offer. In all of its operations, your MMF will attempt to communicate freely/openly, share ideas, listen, and be mindful and aware of your emotions and moods. Your MMF may not perfectly match all of your moods all of the time with the appropriate responses right away, but in time will adapt to more efficiently perform the Validation function.

WARNING: Your MMF is not equipped with any version of Windows Mindread, or any Mindread technology. Please be aware that as such, your MMF will not be able to read thoughts. Failure to recognize this function may cause damage to primary ego circuits, emotion circuits, and even voiding of Warrantee.


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Internal Operations:

Your Multifunction Man-friend is programmed to have needs and wants just like any human being would. As such, after your MMF is activated, it will need varying amounts of attention, nourishment, etc. Your MMF will continue to function to it’s highest degree if these needs are met. Take care of your MMF and it will continue to surprise you and function to constantly increasing degrees of efficiency for years to come.

Attention Requirements:

Your Multifunction Man-friend will need some amounts of your time. Your MMF is able to adjust to meet your needs and will normally function above normal parameters with even the smallest amounts of time/attention. It is important that you call your MMF nearly once every day at least. In the event that you are unable to call, a text message will serve as a ready replacement. In the beginning, you need to spend at least a few hours, a few days a week with your MMF. The amount of attachment your MMF will exhibit towards you is in direct relation to the amount of time/attention you spend on your MMF.

Motive-Master 01N8-7:

Your Multifunction Man-friend is equipped with the Motive-Master 01N8-7. As such, your Multifunction Man-friend is not pre-programmed with internal motives out of the factory; rather your MMF will begin to create internal motives upon activation and will continue to adapt these motives in relation to your own. The Motive-Master technology does ensure that your MMF will seek to build a Long-term relationship out of any extraordinary Short-term relationship that exhibits certain qualities. Your MMF will, in addition, seek out your companionship and affinity to increasing degrees. For reference on your MMF’s motives for Physical Romantic relationships, please see the enclosed illustrated manual entitled Physical Romantic Relationship Functions for full explanations of functions and abilities.


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Regularly Scheduled Maintenance

Your Multifunction Man-friend will need regular fuel and maintenance in order to continue to function within normal parameters. If these needs are met, your MMF will continue to surprise and amaze you for years to come: however, failure to meet these needs may cause decreased performance, damage to parts/ ego circuits, and may void Warrantee.

Fuel Requirements: Your MMF is programmed

to be able to meet it’s own food-fuel needs and

sleep requirements. However, your MMF will adapt

it’s habits in regards to sleep and nourishment in

relation to your behaviors just like any other habit

already inherent in your MMF’s systems. Your

MMF model N8 may be prone

to somewhat excessive drinking/partying and smoking

These habits can be reduced and even stopped

given some time and effort.

WARNING: Your MMF is not programmed with common sense, as such, above listed behaviors, if bolstered, will continue to increase without bound, please be sure to adjust in kind to avoid any damage of parts or voiding of Warrantee.

Attention Requirements: Your Multifunction Man-friend will not only require emotional attention, but also physical attention (see enclosed Physical Romantic Relationship pamphlet for further details). Again, the amount of attention you give to your MMF will create an amount of attachment that is equivalent. It is difficult to outline the specific emotional attention your MMF will need from time to time, as your MMF is created to be as dynamic and complicated as any human. The physical attention necessary to keep your MMF running smoothly can be found in the enclosed pamphlet and also includes:

-hand hold

-PDA (where appropriate)

-conversing

-sharing

-time logged with your MMF

but is not limited to the above.

Time Away: Your MMF is programmed to function much like any normal human being, as such, it will require some decreasing amounts of time away from your interaction. Your MMF will seek to meet it’s sleep, work, school, and family needs as well as occasionally seeking to spend time with it’s “other friends”. It is best to allow these behaviors to take place to avoid any overloading of need circuitry as well as any ‘stifling’ or ‘smothering’ that may take place.


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Reccomendations for Safe Useage

Your Multifunction Man-friend will continue to hold up and perform after decades of usage given that it is not mistreated and any warning lights are met with appropriate actions. Physical damage of parts can often be self-repaired, while emotional damage of internal processes may take more time/effort on your part. It is recommended that you read through this section in it’s entirety in order to know how to handle your MMF’s varying needs.

Roughhousing

In the event of any roughhousing, or related tomfoolery, your MMF is equipped with Windows NT Holdbak Technology. Your MMF will never use anywhere above 20% of it’s normal strength and abilities in the case of any roughhousing or tomfoolery. In the event that your MMF were to cause any injury, your MMF will go into guilt mode and will begin to catering until sufficient amends are made. Such catering behaviors may include but are not limited to:

-kiss/ make better

-flowers

-favors

-concern/extreme guilt

-massage mode

Warning Indicators

In the event that your MMF’s needs go unmet or met insufficiently, your MMF will provide you with warning indicators. Physical and Emotional indicators can be easy to spot and easily remedied. Simply be sure to pay some amount of attention to your MMF in case it begins to display any of these indicators.

--Fatigue: Your Multifunction Man-friend may begin to, for one reason or another, exhibit signs of fatigue such as, altered posture/gait, swollen eyes, reduced performance, decreased humor, inability to remember, decreased verbosity, “Crankiness”, etc. it is important that once these signs are displayed that your MMF’s sleep and rest needs are met soon in order to avoid any further decrease in performance.

--Physical Illness: Your Multifunction Man-Friend is capable of contraction many illnesses just like any normal human being would and will display exactly the same symptoms. It is important that once these symptoms arise, that your MMF receives increased attention and is forced to rest. Your MMF will refuse to rest of it’s own accord

unless forced.

Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

--Damaged Ego/Emotions: If you by neglect or action damage your MMF’s ego or emotion circuitry, your MMF is designed with the Intel Forgiveness Processor 2BT: however, this function will not work if an apology is not initiated or amends are not made. In such a case, your MMF will go into “Sulk Mode” and will display similar symptoms as outlined in the section labeled “Fatigue”. The longer your MMF is kept in “Sulk Mode” the worse symptoms will become and it may become more difficult to activate the Forgiveness Processor. For best results, it is recommended that the apology or amends process is initiated as soon as possible to avoid further damage to ego/ emotion circuits.


Multifunction Man-friend N1784 (N8)

Extended Warrantee Information

Your Multifunction Man-friend comes packaged with an extended lifetime warrantee. Under the Warrantee your MMF will continue to make self-repairs and will continue to function wonderfully. If you fail to meet your MMF’s needs for an extended or extreme period of time, your Warrantee may become null and void. For further information, contact Adco customer service at 1-859-mmf-adco ext. 158.

Automatic Voiding of Warrantee

If you choose to cheat on, stab, shoot, burn, run over or otherwise intentionally cause serious bodily harm to your Multifunction Man-friend beyond the ability to self-repair, your warrantee will become null and void and your MMF may refuse to return your calls or myspace messages.

Shakespeare Sonnets 116, 130, 138

Eng. Comp. 102 Contrast Essay - March 7, 2005

This Comparison essay between William Shakespeares sonnets 116, 130, and 138 was actually pretty decently constructed for what it was.

Comparison Between Sonnets 116, 130, 138

The human concept of love has meant many things to many people, and nearly the very meaning of the word has seemed to change with time. Every individual has his or her own idea of what love is or should be. Yet even within one mind it seems there is always some ambiguity as to the true meaning of the idea--the emotion--of love. Perhaps one of the many names that come to mind when on the subject of love is William Shakespeare. This was a man who wrote about love and romance as if he were an authority on the subject; however, his own portrayal of love seemed to differ between each of his works. Within his sonnets alone exists myriad different complex and well-versed ideas and emotions centered on the elusive concept of love. Each sonnet is written in its own distinct style with very different tones in regard to their common theme. Specifically, some very stark dissimilarities can be seen when contrasting Shakespeare’s sonnets numbered 116, 130, and 138; these three sonnets show extraordinary variance in not only the meaning of love as portrayed within the sonnets, but also in the style and attitude with which they are written. These powerful sonnets each define unique and contrasting concepts of love, which become bountifully clear when weighed against one another.

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The first sonnet within the group, Sonnet 116, is perhaps the more unique out of the three in question. To begin with, this Sonnet is written with a more classical, more somber tone than the other two. The concept of love as described in this poem is one very common to the time period in which it was written. Here, love is portrayed in it’s most romanticized, most infinite, most unyielding, (and perhaps most ridiculous) form, very common to Shakespearean drama. Love is defined as unbending and unchanging, an “…ever fixed mark,” (Sonnet 116, Line 5) which can never be altered or undone. Shakespeare fortifies this powerful image of love by comparing it to the North Star, and conjures up an image of a love “/That looks upon tempests and is never shaken;/” (6). Next, he defines love as timeless, asserting that although those in love may change in time, aging and coming closer to death (“…his bending sickle’s compass come;”), their love for each other will remain absolutely unchanged: “Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks/ Within his bending sickle’s compass come;/ Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,” (9-10). Finally, he caps off this absolute definition of love by dispelling all possibility of any other definition of love, saying: “If this be error, and upon me prov’d…no man ever lov’d.” (13-14), basically stating that if this definition of love were to be proven false then love does not exist.

The next sonnet within the group, Sonnet 130, is a complete change of pace. Written in a more comedic tone, the central idea of love is vastly different here when contrasted against Sonnet 116. Sonnet 130 is written in a most relaxed, more reader friendly tone and is perhaps less cumbersome than Sonnet 116. Sonnet 130 contains much more imagery and, in fact, the bulk of the poem uses imagery in an attempt to poke

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fun at those more classical, more rigid definitions of love that were common to works of the time. Instead of the writer comparing ‘his love’ to common images of beauty or strength, (the sun, stars, a strong tree, etc.) this sonnet contrasts these images with the love in question, arriving at a more realistic, and somewhat humorous, definition of love. Shakespeare begins simply, establishing directly the realistic tone of the poem, “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;” (Sonnet 130, Line1). He proceeds throughout the entirety of this sonnet in much the same manner—offering fourth handfuls of beautiful imagery and then contrasting his mistress to these images. Where Sonnet 116 described youthful love with the image of “…rosy lips and cheeks” (Sonnet 116, Line 9), Sonnet 130 goes the most realistic route: “I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,/ But no such roses see I in her cheeks;” (Lines 5-6). Though initially, this may lead the reader to feel disenchanted, it is simply realism; most people don’t have skin with coloration as vibrant as roses, his mistress doesn’t, and yet he loves her the same. Continuing on, Shakespeare contrasts the delightful scents of perfumes to “…the breath that from my mistress reeks.” (8). While entertaining indeed, this line is not to say that his mistress has some foul manner of dental affliction, it simply continues to build upon the view of this realistic love for a woman who is, indubitably, human. His lover is no goddess, and in fact, the speaker admits this openly in lines 11 and 12. Then in the closing lines, the poem takes a briefly honest and sincere tone. Lines 13 and 14 close the poem nicely, saying that although his mistress may pale in comparison to all of the aforementioned images of beauty (and, realistically, every human being does), he still loves her and thinks her a more rare specimen than any other. Compared to lines throughout the rest of

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the sonnet, these last two are the most sincere in tone and feeling, without so much as a hint of sarcasm; although, instead of so terminally describing his love here as the only possible love (as done in the closing lines of Sonnet 116), he simply says his love is “…as rare/ As any she belied with false compare.” (Sonnet 130, Line14). Simply put, his love (or beloved one) is just as unique a love as any other.

Sonnet number 138, the final sonnet of the three, is not entirely different from the preceding Sonnet. While this sonnet uses no imagery whatsoever, and Sonnet 130 utilized imagery in nearly every line, the attitude towards love in this sonnet is very similar to that expressed in the previous sonnet. Aside from style, the prime difference between these two sonnets is perhaps the time dimension of love to which this sonnet speaks. This sonnet focuses more on the concept of a timeless love; not only a blind sort of love, but a love which endures, withstanding the test of time. The lovers in Sonnet 138 are past the days of comparing their own love to love in the infinite sense, (age sees no practicality in these matters). Instead, the reader can assume that the lovers have been together for much of their lives and remain in love by allowing their love to change to fit their change in age.

Unlike the immortal love described in Sonnet 116--a rigid, unbending love like a rock (which is unrealistic to say the least), the love depicted in Sonnet 138 is a flexible, realistic love which changes as time progresses in order to survive. This love is a love which bends instead of breaking, to withstand the changes in the human condition through aging. The two lovers depicted in this sonnet suspend disbelief when around one another. Both are no longer young, and what’s more, they know it. The speaker

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elaborates in the first lines (Sonnet 138, Lines1-3) upon how he and his lover flatter one another, knowing full well that they cannot possibly be one-hundred percent honest:

“When my love swears that she is made of truth,

I do believe her, though I know she lies,

That she might think me some untutor’d youth,…”

These lines can be interpreted slightly differently; perhaps the speaker knows that his lover is flattering him by making him feel youthful and simply suspends his own disbelief, or perhaps when he says: “…I do believe her,…” (2) this means he believes that, because of her love for him, she sees him as youthful.

Throughout the bulk of Sonnet 138 there exists touches of the same aforementioned ambiguity in connotation. Does the speaker think that his lover’s words are simple flattery? Or does he think that her love for him causes her to see him in a different light than the light of reality? Whatever the case, he illustrates the practicality of this flattery in saying: “…Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,” (5) basically, she is making him feel good about himself, thinking that he is youthful (therefore attractive) in his lover’s eyes. He “…credit(s) her false-speaking tongue:” (7) appreciating her for the compliment, and perhaps returning it, knowing full well that on both of their parts it is simple flattery: “On both sides…simple truth supprest.” (8). Then, he earnestly reminds the reader that he never claimed himself to be young, she never claimed to be untruthful (9-10), and that there is no use in being realistic about exactly how old they really are, “And age in love…not to have years told:” (12); then in closing, alludes to the fact that their relationship is still alive with a sly double meaning using the

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word “with” instead of “by” or “to” in line 13: “Therefore I lie with her, and she with me,/ And in our faults by lies we flatter’d be.”.

These sonnets, so different in many ways, are still the work of one writer. What indistinctness revolves around the concept of love in other works? How many definitions of the word love are there; or are there any real definitions at all? After all, love is simply a word and only carries the descriptive power which we assign it. Perhaps, love could be the unchanging, unyielding, and powerful entity that bears the test of time through all. Or maybe love can change: bending and molding but never breaking or losing strength in order to withstand the onslaught of years. Is true love fleeting—or is it infinite? The answer to all of the questions about love are probably somewhere in between. The only real, assured truth is that there are as many ways of defining love as there are of feeling it; love is a human emotion—as difficult to define as it is to describe.


Works Cited

Shakespeare, William. “Sonnet 116.” Literature and Ourselves. Ed.Gloria M. Henderson, Bill Day, Sandra Stevenson Waller. Longman: New York, NY. 341

Shakespeare, William. “Sonnet 130” Henderson, Day, Waller. 342

Shakespeare, William. “Sonnet 138” Henderson, Day, Waller. 342

Research Paper on Nanotech for CPT 115

Date unknown-2005?
This was meant to be -and I use this term loosely- a group research paper for a data processing class I took early on. The teacher seemed to have no problem with letting me get stuck with the entirety of the work and giving everybody the same share of points. C'est la vie, another early entry... Compare this with my later research work... serious difference.

Starting Small

Building from nothing with Nanotechnology

Since mans first tools and buildings, crude as they were, man has always reveled in his ability to create. The ability to build great coliseums and towering statues which will long outlast their creators is indeed an awesome talent. But over the eons, mankind has become less interested in how big our ingenuity can build, and instead is more focused on how small a scale we can create.

The contrast between a pyramid and a processor is a grossly overloaded subject, and does something of a disservice to this time of great ingenuity and creativity: the new millennium. But the point is more one of comparison. From the tiniest chips of silicone to great, thundering battleships, mankind has always been forced to manipulate the matter of the world in the same fashions. Sure, there exists a myriad of new and highly sophisticated production methods that are far removed from the chipping, chiseling, and grinding of the past, or are they? The fact remains that no matter what, we must manipulate matter in relatively great heaps of atoms. Melting, shaping, forming, bending are the sort of manipulation techniques that man has been stuck with for eons; sure, we can more or less get atoms to group together how we want, but we cannot really snap together atoms with great complexity. The realm of a radical and amazing science still in it’s youth can change everything. The science of nanotechnology makes it possible to not only see things on the atomic level, but to actually build from this level, allowing us to put together, manipulate, and alter the states of matter entirely however we see fit; allowing us to build atom by atom if necessary, from nothing.

Nanotechnology is a manmade science and is actually built upon a combination of a strong knowledge of biology, chemistry, and physics and is most precisely defined as the science of materials measured in billionths of a meter (What is… 1).[1] The science of Nanotechnology is basically research and development on manmade structures that: have at least one dimension which is one nanometer in size, are designed through a process involving fundamental control over the physical and chemical attributes of structures, and structures which can be combined into other structures, like atomic building blocks (2).

This science allows us to exert a degree of control over matter like nothing ever seen before. By developing matter ourselves at the molecular level, scientists and developers can create matter that is stronger, more elastic, or reflects light differently than matter found in nature (2). In essence, tougher steel, built from individual atoms. Shinier jewelry that never tarnishes, protective coatings from spacecraft and machine parts, or smarter pharmaceuticals are all made possible by nanotechnology.

As far as sciences go, the science of nanotechnology is the newest kid in town. The first recognition of nanotechnology, at least on a broad scale, occurred after Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman presented a talk called “There’s Plenty of Room at the Bottom” to the American Physical Society in 1959 (4). In 1988, Eric Drexler taught the first formal course on nanotechnology at Stanford University (4). It was there that the first realistic speculation about nanotechnology was made when he suggested the possibility of nano-sized robots that would roam the body killing off cancer cells (4).

The face and future of nanotechnology changed dramatically when Professor Richard Smalley won the 1996 Nobel Prize for discovering a new from of Carbon molecule consisting of 60 Carbon atoms (4). This “supercarbon”, as is was referred to, became one of an increasing number of scientifically-enhanced building blocks for newer types of nano-sized products including “smart” pharmaceuticals, electronic devices, and high-performance raw materials (4).

Today, nanotechnology has moved much farther than the dream which it once was; however the applications of this technology are still very limited (NNI 1). Besides a number of difficulties, there are a great many things about the nano-realm of which we just don’t know yet. Nanotechnology is still a very new science and is still growing out of it’s infancy, but already is providing a great many new things. Nanotechnologies primary uses to date include the atomic altering of raw materials, production of electronics in nano-sized pieces, and biological and medicinal engineering.

The ability to arrange atoms and snap one atom to another provide an entirely new spectrum to the world of design. Not only can we say what material a product is to be made of, but we are also able to determine, to some extent, the that a sample of raw material displays. Nanomaterials are substances which began as natural matter, like Iron or Lead and are re-vamped, as it were, to have different characteristics (NNI 2). These materials are usually purchased in dry powder or in liquid dispersions with water, or combined with other materials in order to improve product functionality (2). Engineering on the scale of a nanometer allows the redesigning of elemental materials found in the natural world to fit our needs. Instead of time-consuming chemical and physical processes, science can now improve the physical characteristics of metals or plastics by snapping a Carbon atom in the right spots here and there (What is… 4). Nanoscale materials draw greatest revenues to date from chemical-mechanical polishing, magnetic recording, sunscreens, optical fibers, and electro conductive coatings (NNI 1). Nanotechnological solutions are cropping up in a huge range of commercial products (What is… 5).

While the electronic applications of nanotechnology are not quite up to the point of tiny ingenious droids flying about and repairing mainframes from inside out, nanotechnology has already beefed up the world of electronics quite a bit as of late. In fact, the hard drive in any computer on the market today was put together with a few parts built and designed at the scale of one-billionth of a meter (NNI 3). Most computer hard drives contain a component called a Giant Magneto Resistance head (or a GMR) which utilizes nanometer-thin layers of magnetic materials to allow for increased memory capacity and improved functionality (3).

Very tiny automotive sensors are also making a debut; built on a base of nanotechnology, some of these sensors can give an output as to what is wrong with a particular component, and which component it is (3). Speculation would suggest that someday these sensors would include tiny robots which could actually do something to rectify the problem of a broken part. Nanotechnology also improves the electro- conductivity of parts used in electronic applications by altering the chemical properties of the metals used in building circuitry (3).

The world of medicine is also no stranger to the benefits of nanotechnology. Biologists and life-scientists are currently using nanotechnology to diagnose disease and to discover new drugs (4). Instead of trying to find a chemical which, for instance, takes the place of a neurotransmitter that is missing in the brain of a patient, drugs can now be designed to fit just so into the complicated world of the human body. New burn and wound dressings with nanoscale-designed coatings are saving patients from scars right now (4).

The birth of this new science may be a pivotal and wonderful point in our advancement, but there is no reward without cost, and nanotechnology stands to produce great rewards. The realm of nanotechnology has its own problems to overcome and challenges to meet, some of which are simply confounding, but others can be dangerous if left unchecked.

One rather minute problem facing nanotechnology is sort of a given. Scientists working with individual atoms have trouble seeing what is on such a tiny scale. How can one manipulate what one cannot see or feel? One amazing new development from the researchers of the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico is called the “nanoantenna effect” (Casting Light…1). Researchers fire short bursts of liser light through fiber optics no larger than 100 nanometers wide, these bursts are reflected off of the object to be viewed and are captured by a computer (1). In this way, scientists can get a detailed image built onscreen and actually “see” atoms at their own level.

With every new scientific revolution, there has always been some negativity, misunderstanding, fear, and a lack of public acceptance. Nanotechnology, being a new and radical breakthrough like nothing before, is perhaps more subject to this sort of difficulty than ever. The reaction of the public to things like abortion, genetic mapping and any other radical breakthrough just foreshadows the type of difficulties facing nanotechnology. The novel by Michael Crichton entitled Prey describes a scene in which billions of nano-sized robots begin to go haywire and attack living creatures while also replicating themselves (1). While not exactly factual or even necessarily possible, it does show just the sort of reaction that could bring the world of nanotechnology to a screeching and devastating halt (1). In spite of a great many gifts that science has given to us, there have always been side effects to our own experimentation and creation. Nanotechnology is no different, and no matter how open-minded the populace of today seems in comparison to that of the past, there will still be those who fear new and revolutionary technology and this industry will simply have to deal with these prospective naysayers.

When changing the very building blocks of matter on such a tremendous scale, there is a bit of a trickle-down effect upon other matter. Studies have already shown, unfortunately that nanomaterials may have serious environmental side effects ( Social and…4). Nature works in such a precise manner, everything must work together just perfectly or balances are upset and problems occur. Like lines in a computer program, if one small part is changed, the rest of the program begins to break down and eventually fails. For instance, Carbon, an atom which is the basic building block of most solid matter and all living matter in our world works because of the way it is shaped, it has the right atomic structure to do its job and fits where it needs to. But change the way the atom fits together, or pair it with an atom that nature never intended and things begin to go wrong. It is somewhat like hacking the physics of the world, atom by atom.

Our world and our minds are changing so fast, the knowledge and data that we gain is increasing at an amazing rate. With the advent of nanotechnology, a radical new development, we stand at a crossroads of sorts. Some feel that tinkering with the building blocks of nature is in a sense ‘playing god’, others feel that the knowledge we stand to gain from this new invention is too vast to simply ignore just because we could have to pay a cost for it. Right or wrong nanotechnology is possible now and we have the beginnings of an amazing science which can change the future in amazing ways. Do we let this new beginning slide by and ignore it? Or will we embrace it and develop it? And should we choose to embrace it, will we know how to handle this power responsibly? Perhaps time will tell.


[1] The Latin prefix nano- is used when expressing one-billionth